"All my life, all I ever wanted was for you lot to care about me."
(The Originals, Kol Mikaelson)


"Do I look like the kind of guy who's never had a girlfriend? Have you even met me?"
(Shatter me, Kenji Kishimoto)


"I'm not really a hugger."
"Yeah... Tell me something I don't know. But the thing is I'm fast enough to just hug you without you knowing, so you might should hug me. Thanks! Wasn't so bad, right?"
(Arrow/the Flash -Crossover-)


"I never existed at all. Heavenly fire burns away that which is evil. Jace survived Glorious because he is good. There was enough left of him to survive. But I was born to be all corruption. There is not enough left of me to survive. You see the ghost of someone who could have been, that is all."
(City of Heavenly Fire, J. C. Morgenstern)


"Well, I was a little distracted by the murder-y part..."
(The Originals, Kol Mikaelson)


“Modesty belongs to losers."
(Dark Elements, Daemon Black)


"Hell is empty and all the devils are here"
(Shatter me, Aaron Warner)


"Do we get a safety word?"
"What do you think?"
"I was hoping for a yes."
"This isn't one of your bondage sessions, Deeks."
"She's kidding, but if you hear me yell noodles that means I'm in trouble."
"If I hear you yell noodles, I'm gonna shoot you myself."
(Navy CIS L.A, Deeks)


"After all this time?"  "Always"
(Harry Potter, Severus Snape)


"Then you should have died! Died, rather than betray your friends, as we would have done for you."
(Harry Potter, Sirius Black)


"It only takes one moment to fuck up a person's life."
(Zico, Cocks)


"If you ain't scared, you ain't human."
(Maze Runner, Alby)


"Why are you such an ass?"
"Everyone has to excel at something, right?"
"Well, you're doing a great job.”
(Obsidian, Katy & Daemon)


"Okay. I’m ready to move onto something else, like practicing with knives or defense against the dark arts. Cool things.”
“Did you just quote Harry Potter?”
(Half-Blood Covenant, Deaton)


"If home is where my heart is, then my heart has lost all hope."
( Falling in Reverse, I'm not a Vampire)


"When I lost my brother I never thought I'd get another one."
(Arrow, Diggle & Oliver)


"Take that tie off. No one on a cruise ship wears a tie."
"Yes, they do. They do all the time, so they can hang themselves when they’re bored."
"Well, put it in your pocket. You can kill yourself later."
(Hawaii Five-O, McDanno)


"Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted."
"Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!"
"Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?"
(Supernatural, Dean & Sam)