Valey

We live long and prosper
We do Once upon a times
In galaxies far far away
Far over the misty mountains cold
The force is strong with us
and our robots do what they’re told

We know the odds are ever in our favor
Travelling lightspeed from Platform 9 3/4
Fear doesnt shut us down it wakes us up
We save the princess and take
nasty disturbing uncomfortable adventures

We fight with valyrian steel for the Starks
and we never laugh at live dragons
we do Fun with Flags, and play Quidditch with droids
We wear invisibility rings like the Baggins’

While going where no man has gone before
We don’t care what you think
cause in this hole in the ground
We only Do Geek


So Say We All
And we know: Winter is coming
We manage mischief
We do wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff
The answer to everything being 42
For the Swarm
And we know in the Game of Thrones you either win or you die,
there is no middle ground,
As we Assemble and Defend,
stick'em with the pointy end,
Our MULTI PASS sends us on Excellent adventures
Where we Guard the Galaxy with 12 percent of a plan
Believe in ordinary acts of bravery
We know crossing the streams is bad and
We will Dance the Truffle Shuffle
We are doing the Time Warp
We have fun storming the castle
Where for some reason the Rum is Always Gone
It is our Destiny
Where mischief is managed
it all started with a Big Bang
We aim to misbehave and solemnly swear we are up to no good
We are Groot
We hold the door,
Where you're my favorite Meeble
We Believe the Eagles are coming
today we are canceling the apocalypse
We know who ya gonna call
We aim to misbehave
Welcome to the danger zone






The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

If you hate racism re-post this


Und jetzt noch ein paar Weisheiten:

Frauen sind wie Fluglotsen:
Wenn sie nicht wollen kann niemand landen.

Wenn man bis zum Hals in der Scheiße steckt, sollte man den Kopf nicht hängen lassen.

Ich hasse Murphys Law.

Egal wie schlimm es ist, es kann immer schlimmer kommen.

Das Leben ist kein Wunschkonzert.  

Come to the Dark Side - we have Cookies

Rettet die Erde! Sie ist der einzige Planet mit Schokolade!!!

Tage die scheiße anfangen enden meistens gut.

Wenn du denkst es geht nicht mehr, kommt von irgendwo ein Lichtlein her.

The past is history, the future a mystery, but the present is a gift.
That's why it is called present.

Wenn einer allein träumt ist es nur ein Traum.
Wenn viele gemeinsam träumen ist es der Beginn einer neuen Realität.

Der Zweck hat den Zweck den Zweck zu bezwecken und wenn der Zweck den Zweck nicht bezweckt hat der Zweck keinen Zweck.

Der Optimist sieht das Licht am Ende des Tunnels.
Der Pessimist sieht die Schwärze des Tunnels.
Der Realist sieht das ein Zug auf sie zufährt.
Und der Schaffner sieht 3 Idioten auf den Bahngleisen stehen.

Kompetentes Auftreten bei völliger Ahnungslosigkeit!
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Ergänzendes Halbwissen bei völliger Ahnungslosigkeit!  

An achievement a day keeps the sorrow away! :D

Love. The hardest thing in the world to find and keep, but the one thing that made the worst imaginable hell tolerable. More than hope, it was truly the light that guided the lost to safety and kept them sane in the midst of utter chaos. [...]
The things in this world didn't matter. Only the people did. And that was the way life should always be.
Forever
by Sherrilyn Kenyon - Styxx  

Psychologists say:
1. If a person laughs to much, even at stupid things, he is lonely deep inside...
2. If a person sleeps a lot, he is sad.
3. If a person speaks less, but speaks fast, he keeps secrets.
4. If someone can't cry, he is weak.
5. If someone eats in an abnormal manner, he is tense.
6. If someone cries on little things, he is innocent and soft-hearted.
7. If someone becomes angry over silly or petty (small) things, it means he needs love...
Try to understand people more.

Whatever you decide to do, be sure it makes you happy!

It's all about Drama,
That's the way that it is.
Celph Titled - All About Drama

I constantly have to remind myself that being afraid of things going wrong isn't the way to make things go right.

You know they say if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all!
*stare*
I'm sorry. Keep going. I don't know where that came from. Go ahead.
I think there's a "K" in Knucklehead.
Die Muppet Show - Statler and Waldorf

Eifersucht ist eine Leidenschaft die mit Eifer sucht was Leiden schafft.
Das einzige was gegen Eifersucht hilft ist Vertrauen. Denn sie ist die Grundlage jeder guten Beziehung.

'Cause sometimes you just feel tight,
feel weak,
and when you feel weak,
you feel like you wanna just give up
but you gotta search within you,
you gotta find that inner strength
to pull that shit out of you
and get that motivation,
to not give up,
and not be a quitter,
no matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face and collapse.
Eminem - 'Till I Collapse

Alles ist gut, solange es aus Schokolade ist!

Es gibt manchmal Situationen im Leben, da weiß man einfach nicht mehr wo es lang geht.

Schmerzt dich in tiefster Brust,
Das harte Wort "du musst",
So macht nur eins dich still,
Das stolze Wort "ich will".

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad,
I got sunshine in a bag,
I'm useless, but not  for long
The future is coming on.
Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood

Today me will live in the moment,
Unless it's unpleasant.
In which case me will eat a Cookie.
- the Cookiemonster

Life isn't about finding yourself,
It's about creating yourself.

All magic comes with a price  - Mr.Gold/Rumplestiltskin

I knew it when I met him,
I loved him when I left him.
my heart is in Havanna,
my heart is in Havanna.
- Havanna

Show a girl that you don't care
And she chase you,
Show a woman that you don't care
She'll replace you.
Chased & Replaced - Kiddo Kat

But you know what? Screw the world. 'Cause I just don't care anymore.

Mischief managed.