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Tabita
Vorname:
Cady
Nachname:
Cullen
Wohnort:
Forks
Geschlecht:
weiblich
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NAME:
Cady
AGE:
17
FAVORITE COLOR:
Blue, Red, andYellow
FAVORITE FOOD:
Shrimp
FAVORITE MOVIES:
Action, Comedy, and Horror
GENDER:
I think...(touches chest)Yep! I'm a female!
DREAM:
To become a psycho, like Farfi
FAVORITE ANIME PAIRINGS
NARUTO
NaruSasu / SasuNaruSaku:
SaiNaru:
ItaSasu:
NaruGaa:
SasuSai / SaiSasu:
My favorite quotes:
"If I could control my anger I would destroy you with it."
"You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter."
"One by one the penguins steal my sanity."
"Those who think happiness is a ray of sunlight shining through the clouds have clearly never danced in the rain."
"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're ugly."
"Imagine what I could do if I had all my brain cells."
"Heart attacks. God's revenge for eating all his little animal friends."
"Never get in an argument with a schizophrenic and say, 'Who do you think you are?!'"
"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?"
"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and laugh as the fools try and figure out how you did it.
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is." -Ellen DeGeneres
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -Terry Pratchett.
"All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things." -Bobby Knight
"I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean." -G. K. Chesterton
"From now on, ending a sentence in a preposition is something up with which I will not put." -Winston Churchill
"The only imaginative fiction being written today is income taxes." -Herman Wouk
"Prose before hoes." -Jacob Hewell's motto for life
"Cheese: milk's leap towards immortality." -Anonymous
"Drunk drivers are dangerous, but so are drunk backseat drivers if they're persuasive. 'Dude, make a left.' 'Those are trees...' 'Trust me.'" -Demetri Martin
"I won't say I had the toughest school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like, 'What I'm Going to be If I Grow Up.'" -(I forget who said it... Lenny Bruce, maybe?)
"I always knew my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio." -Rodney Dangerfield
Fashion is a type of ugliness so intolerable, that we have to change it every 6 months."
"It's not cheating unless you get caught and if you get caught lie throught your teeth."
"It's better to keep silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubts."
"My head may be craked but my insanity is still intact!"
"It's the friends that you can call up at 4 AM that matter."
"You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity"
"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."
"Skill is being able to walk across Niagra Falls on a tightrope. Intelligence is not trying."
"Nice try, but you can't fool a fool."
"Nothing is impossible. Some things are just improbable."
"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words."
"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."
"I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth."
"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"
"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."
"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe."
"I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing."
"The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not."
"Sarcasm is one more service we offer."
"Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world."
"I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away."
"Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive."
"I will temporarily rule the world, forever."
"Everyone needs a hearlthy dose of sarcasm in addition to three square meals a day!"
"Someone's in the Ceiling!" Spike: BtVS
"I'm the Doctor, I'm a Time Lord, I'm from the Planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Casterbarous; I'm 903 years old and I'm the man who's going to save your lives and all 6 billion on the planet below! You got a problem with that?" The 10th Doctor: Doctor Who
"All right, it's a Jammie Dodger, but I was promised tea!" 11TH Doctor: Doctor Who
“Fabulous. How horrible can being a woman be?”
“Have you heard of menstruation?”
„Erkläre dich niemals – deine Freunde brauchen keine Erklärung, und deine Feinde glauben dir eh nicht.“
Look, you can’t just be queen because some snow covered bitch threw a sword at you.
"Yamis are protective. It comes with the job. Supernatural powers, immortality, a Millennium Item, and your very own super-cute hikari, all yours to hold, protect, and have great sex with."
"You gave me porn, that means true love." --Kakashi
Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
Just when you realize life's a bitch, it has puppies.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?
I'm not antisocial, I just don't like you.
Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
-- I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!
-- Well... The voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
-- I hear voices... They said they don't like you.
Leave a message, and I'll IM you back later. Leave a SEXY message and I'll IM you back sooner.
-- I'm not available right now so please leave your name, number, and address and I will Stalk you later.
-- You! Out of the gene pool--NOW!
-- Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
-- Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what is wrong with it.
-- I am currently occupied, give me a couple minutes to get frustrated and then I'll get back to you.
-- I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet.
I don’t care if you’re not gay, I’ll make you gay.
Cats don’t come when they’re called; you have to drag them out.
Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up.
-- That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
LOOK MA!! NO BRAIN!
Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Alice's the quirkiest.
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous.
98% of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool.
Copy this if you are apart of the 2% laughing.
[Original-Urheber. Feel free to copy! :)]
Looooool ... :) :)
Hufflepuffs…are loyal enough to help you hide the body
Ravenclaws… are intelligent enough have already thought of an alibi
Slytherins… are cunning enough to make sure you get away with it
And Gryffindors… are brave enough to have done it in the first place.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy this into your profile.
A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench toghether bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoolphile spoke up, "Let's have sex with a cat." He suggested. The sadist spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it." The murderer spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, then kill it." The necrophiliac got excited and spoke. "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, then have sex with it again." The pyromaniac spoke next, "Let's have sex with a cat, tortue it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it." They all fell quiet. The masochist then sheepishly smiled at them and said, "Meow."
Cady
AGE:
17
FAVORITE COLOR:
Blue, Red, andYellow
FAVORITE FOOD:
Shrimp
FAVORITE MOVIES:
Action, Comedy, and Horror
GENDER:
I think...(touches chest)Yep! I'm a female!
DREAM:
To become a psycho, like Farfi
FAVORITE ANIME PAIRINGS
NARUTO
NaruSasu / SasuNaruSaku:
SaiNaru:
ItaSasu:
NaruGaa:
SasuSai / SaiSasu:
My favorite quotes:
"If I could control my anger I would destroy you with it."
"You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter."
"One by one the penguins steal my sanity."
"Those who think happiness is a ray of sunlight shining through the clouds have clearly never danced in the rain."
"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're ugly."
"Imagine what I could do if I had all my brain cells."
"Heart attacks. God's revenge for eating all his little animal friends."
"Never get in an argument with a schizophrenic and say, 'Who do you think you are?!'"
"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?"
"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and laugh as the fools try and figure out how you did it.
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is." -Ellen DeGeneres
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -Terry Pratchett.
"All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things." -Bobby Knight
"I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean." -G. K. Chesterton
"From now on, ending a sentence in a preposition is something up with which I will not put." -Winston Churchill
"The only imaginative fiction being written today is income taxes." -Herman Wouk
"Prose before hoes." -Jacob Hewell's motto for life
"Cheese: milk's leap towards immortality." -Anonymous
"Drunk drivers are dangerous, but so are drunk backseat drivers if they're persuasive. 'Dude, make a left.' 'Those are trees...' 'Trust me.'" -Demetri Martin
"I won't say I had the toughest school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like, 'What I'm Going to be If I Grow Up.'" -(I forget who said it... Lenny Bruce, maybe?)
"I always knew my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio." -Rodney Dangerfield
Fashion is a type of ugliness so intolerable, that we have to change it every 6 months."
"It's not cheating unless you get caught and if you get caught lie throught your teeth."
"It's better to keep silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubts."
"My head may be craked but my insanity is still intact!"
"It's the friends that you can call up at 4 AM that matter."
"You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity"
"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."
"Skill is being able to walk across Niagra Falls on a tightrope. Intelligence is not trying."
"Nice try, but you can't fool a fool."
"Nothing is impossible. Some things are just improbable."
"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words."
"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."
"I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth."
"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"
"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."
"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe."
"I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing."
"The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not."
"Sarcasm is one more service we offer."
"Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world."
"I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away."
"Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive."
"I will temporarily rule the world, forever."
"Everyone needs a hearlthy dose of sarcasm in addition to three square meals a day!"
"Someone's in the Ceiling!" Spike: BtVS
"I'm the Doctor, I'm a Time Lord, I'm from the Planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Casterbarous; I'm 903 years old and I'm the man who's going to save your lives and all 6 billion on the planet below! You got a problem with that?" The 10th Doctor: Doctor Who
"All right, it's a Jammie Dodger, but I was promised tea!" 11TH Doctor: Doctor Who
“Fabulous. How horrible can being a woman be?”
“Have you heard of menstruation?”
„Erkläre dich niemals – deine Freunde brauchen keine Erklärung, und deine Feinde glauben dir eh nicht.“
Look, you can’t just be queen because some snow covered bitch threw a sword at you.
"Yamis are protective. It comes with the job. Supernatural powers, immortality, a Millennium Item, and your very own super-cute hikari, all yours to hold, protect, and have great sex with."
"You gave me porn, that means true love." --Kakashi
Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
Just when you realize life's a bitch, it has puppies.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?
I'm not antisocial, I just don't like you.
Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
-- I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!
-- Well... The voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
-- I hear voices... They said they don't like you.
Leave a message, and I'll IM you back later. Leave a SEXY message and I'll IM you back sooner.
-- I'm not available right now so please leave your name, number, and address and I will Stalk you later.
-- You! Out of the gene pool--NOW!
-- Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
-- Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what is wrong with it.
-- I am currently occupied, give me a couple minutes to get frustrated and then I'll get back to you.
-- I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet.
I don’t care if you’re not gay, I’ll make you gay.
Cats don’t come when they’re called; you have to drag them out.
Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up.
-- That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
LOOK MA!! NO BRAIN!
Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Alice's the quirkiest.
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous.
98% of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool.
Copy this if you are apart of the 2% laughing.
[Original-Urheber. Feel free to copy! :)]
Looooool ... :) :)
Hufflepuffs…are loyal enough to help you hide the body
Ravenclaws… are intelligent enough have already thought of an alibi
Slytherins… are cunning enough to make sure you get away with it
And Gryffindors… are brave enough to have done it in the first place.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy this into your profile.
A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench toghether bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoolphile spoke up, "Let's have sex with a cat." He suggested. The sadist spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it." The murderer spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, then kill it." The necrophiliac got excited and spoke. "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, then have sex with it again." The pyromaniac spoke next, "Let's have sex with a cat, tortue it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it." They all fell quiet. The masochist then sheepishly smiled at them and said, "Meow."