Seline. 19. Freak. Sherlocked. Fangirl. Totally lost. Whovian. Potterhead. Dr. House-Girl. LOTR-Fan. Tatort-süchtig. Slash freak. Writer. Swiss. IOU.

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Johnlock, Sheriarty, Mystrade, Sherstrade, Rose/Ten, Nine/Jack, Ten/Master, Eleven/Rory, Jack/River, Janto, Thunderfrost (Thorki), Tony Stark/Bruce Banner, Hannigram, Lannert/Bootz, Batic/Leitmayr, Ritter/Stark, Khan/Kirk, Kirk/Spock, Kirk/Bones, House/Chase, Q/Bond, L/Light, RDJude, Pinto, Smarvil, Smennant...

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I believe I can fly - und dann kam die Wand.
Tollpatsch - und stolz drauf!

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I'm Sherlock Holmes, the world's only consulting detective.
I'm not going to go into detail about how I do what I do because chances are you wouldn't understand.
If you've got a problem that you want me to solve, then contact me. Interesting cases only please.

This is what I do:
1. I observe everything.
2. From what I observe, I deduce everything.
3. When I've eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how mad it might seem, must be the truth.

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I was born in a generation of magic. (Harry Potter)
I travelled all of time and space with a man called The Doctor. (Doctor Who)
I volunteered as tribute. (The Hunger Games)
I went on an adventure. (The Hobbit)
I fought alongside the demigods. (Percy Jackson)
I survived to see season three. (Sherlock BBC)

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Can you hear the drums? Da-da-da-dam.

The Master: Funny is like this. *exaggerates a grin* Not funny is like this. *exaggerates a frown* And right now, I'm not like *grins again*, I'm like *frowns again*, because you are traitors.

The Master: *via voiceover to the Earth* Citizens of Earth, rejoice. Your Lord and Master stands on high... playing track 3!
*"I Can't Decide" by the Scissor Sisters plays as the Master begins his daily ritual. He makes a special point to aim the lyrics towards the Doctor*

The Doctor: *crying* But you've got to. Come on. It can't end like this. You and me, all the things we've done. *A tear runs down the Doctor's cheek* Axons, remember the Axons? And the Daleks? *beat* We're the only two left. I have no one else. *shouts desperately* REGENERATE!

The Master: Oh, I’m sorry, are you talking to me? *as Joshua* Or to me? *as Abigail* Or to me? *as Danes* Or to me? *as three guards* Or to us? *As Trinity Wells* Breaking news: I’m everyone, and everyone in the world is ME! *As President Barack Obama* I'm President, President of the United States! Look at me! *the press pool, full of Masters, some of them cross-dressers, applaud heartily* Oh! Financial solution…DELETED!


The Doctor: Amy Pond, there's something you better understand about me 'cause it's important and one day your life may depend on it...I am definitely a mad man with a box.

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PROFIL-UPDATE 04.09.2014:
MOMENTAN INAKTIV.

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Forget the vampire with the Volvo!
I want the knight with the lightsaber!

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ϟ We defended the STONE,
we found the CHAMBER,
we freed the PRISONER,
we were chosen by the GOBLET,
we fought with the ORDER,
we learned from the PRINCE,
and we dominated the DEATHLY HALLOWS....
We are the POTTER GENERATION...! ϟ
ϟ O-O ϟ

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Some people are gay. Get over it!
H8 is criminal.