Profil von Killercaro
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Killercaro
Vorname:
Caro
Nachname:
Engel
Wohnort:
Irgendwo
Geschlecht:
weiblich
Alter:
28
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Aussehen: Dunkelblonde Haare, Blaugraugelbe Augen,
Groß, schlank, große Hände
Charakter: Grob gesagt eigentlich nett, besitze eine sadistische Ader, kann so einiges an psychischen verletzungen ertragen
und bin größtenteils tolerant es sei denn man gehört zu meinen Geschwistern.
Hobby: Computer, Lesen, Zeichnen, Schreiben
Sonstiges: Nazi Zombie Freak, bevorzugte Personen : Richtofen und Nikolai
Liebe: Manga und Anime
Hasse: Leute die tagein tagaus NUR von sich reden und einen nicht ausreden lassen,
HEY ICH HABE AUCH PROBLEME UND NUR ZWEI OHREN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIE BRAUCH ICH NOCH !!!!!!!!
übrigens hasse ich Menschen die mir Angst machen ( ist... natürlich... denke ich)
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"Oh joy! No power!"
"*impatiently* Ja, ja, the power needs to be turned on."
"I cannot torture my minions without power... Dempsey, you go turn it on."
"Power power power power! It's always the first priority!"
"There is no power, how suspicious... or obvious!"
Killing a Zombie
"I smell the delicate flesh, ja..."
"Stay below me, hundewurst!"
"Did you feel it? Oh I hope you did..."
"Yes, COME TO ME, minions!"
"I take your pain, I put my straw in it, *slurping noises* AND I DRINK IT UP!"
"It hurts, doesn't it? GOOD!"
"The life has been sucked out of that one"
"Aaaand... he is no longer with us"
"Ah, it smells so wunderbar!"
"No more Doctor Nice Guy!"
"THE BLOOD! THE BEAUTIFUL BLOOD!"
"Tiny little organ parts for everybody!"
"Oh, the lovely blood!"
"How can I hear the screams when it has no mouth?"
"Oh, the showers of the damned!"
"*sings* Fountains of sorrow..."
"Yes, YES, explode!"
"That's so... humerus. *laughs*"
"Ooh, he just went splat!"
"Where did it go? I don't know! Do you?"
"Do you like my glowing green balls?"
"Poof! You are gone!"
"He's become random bits of joy!"
"The powers of nature at my fingertips!"
"Zey will all flatten LIKE PANCAKES!"
"They have all gone mad, we must help them!"
"This is MY creation! And I will destroy it! AND clean it up!" .
"Ja, ja... DIE!!!"
"Don't be afraid of death, be afraid of THE DOCTOR!!!"
"Squishy squishy little bug."
"Now there is pus everywhere."
"No, no! You're not supposed to fall apart like that!"
"He cannot fight now, he's been... disarmed. *laughs*"
"Look at it, crawling to me!"
"It has no legs, but still moves. Interesting."
"Dempsey, if you had a brain cell for every time you had a headshot... you'd only be stupid."
"I can smell my own blood! FEAR ME!"
"Get off my legs, minion!"
"How DARE you touch the doctor?"
"LEAVE ME BE!"
"Schweinehund! Die!"
"Don't touch the doctor!"
"No touching the doctor, unless he asks..."
"DIE!"
"It's tearing my schins! Delicious!"
"Aww, the poor puppies!"
"NEIN! NOT THE PUPPIES!"
"What have you done to the POOR PUPPIES?!"
"Aah, I don't like it when they lick me!"
"Mommy told me not to hurt animals any more!"
"Go back to Maxis, Samantha!"
"My poor little accidents... STAY AWAY!"
"IT TICKLES! IT TICKLES! I KNEW IT, IT TICKLES!"
"IT CANNOT BE! I'M DOWN!"
"No, no. I am not ready for hell, I don't even have my good shoes."
"I'll get you something nice when this is over."
"I am ALIVE!!!"
"Did the voices tell you to save me?"
"Ja, danke!"
"The Doctor needs a nurse!"
"Low on ammo!"
"How can I be running out of ammo?!"
"Without bullets I will have to resort to... STABBING!"
"I need to find some ammunition... *wailing*"
"No ammo is no fun!"
"I have no ammunition."
"No rounds, no wounds, NO JOY!"
"Yes, now their kidneys will be all MINE! And none for you, Dempsey."
"What? The voices are louder!"
"Oh, this is just so heavy!"
"An MP40! Wunderbar!"
"Yes, my children, I am coming!"
"Of course they still have the BEST WEAPON EVER MADE HERE!"
"An autopsy is more easily performed with a shotgun."
"The Doctor is well-armed!"
"What?! I am nothing but a peasant!"
"A gift from Sam? But why?!"
"More time to play with my pretty ones!"
"Ammo to the max, ja?"
"Attention shoppers, we have a special... on death!"
"Oh, I love a good bargain!"
"MORE SCORE!"
"I am paid for pain!" .
"This must be the work of the Masons."
"I feel THE POWER!"
"I will please you now. ZE VOICES!"
"They seem to have all gone boom!"
"The flames... of the damned!"
"I get paid double for my effort!"
"Yes! She sounds like a sweet little specimen."
"For the revival of the un-fittest!"
"I can't be sure but I think the active ingredient rots your mind."
"Hmm, I prefer hefeweizen. This seems level."
"*whistling*"
"I'm going to kill SOOO many now."
"The Doctor is ready for war now!"
"The Fatherland would be so proud! It's so emotional..."
"Can you feel their cries coming?"
"hey Dempsey, WATCH YOUR BACK!"
"Tic, toc, tic, toc, oh this takes so long!"
"So many gears, such German ingenuity!"
"I like the funny sound it makes!"
"They will submit to darkness... YES!"
"I can kill more than one at a time!"
"Ugh, this is just so... heavy."
"Ja, this make a big hole! I like big holes."
"They will be all over the walls! And the ceiling! And the floor!"
"I need to hurry up and shoot this!"
"Could it be? The DG-3!"
"Could this be the DG-3, the DG-3 that is just for me?"
"So THIS is what Maxis was keeping from me!"
"I will please you now... THE VOICES!"
"This will never work!"
"This makes me ANGRY!"
"Samantha, I talked to you about this."
"Samantha? Samantha wherever you are going?"
"Maybe you move it... because you like me?"
"Ratatatatatatata Ratatatata! Ahhahahaha!"
"Why do they love you so much, little monkey?"
"You remind me of Patient 13225, only you make less noise when I stick things in you."
"The amazing monkey of POWER!" .
"Joy!"
"Ah, das ist good, Nikolai!"
"You take the Illuminati up on their offer, no?"
"Straight shooting from a drunk Russian. How quaint."
"Excellent shooting, Nikolai!"
"Perhaps aim at Dempsey next time."
"I'll buy you some vodka!"
"Don't worry Nikolai, I will probably not let them hurt you."
"Back, minions! Stay away from his vodka!"
"I will help you, Russian!"
"The doctor is on his way!"
"Nikolai needs our help!"
"Crawlers, they make such cute noises!"
"Nikolai, you've made me a new present!"
"Thank you so much for your gift, Nikolai!"
"He looks so cute and happy!"
"(High-pitched) A little crawling minion...(Angrily) I WANT ONE!"
"Fuzzy fuzzy, was a monkey!"
"Give him drink, Nikolai, and send him on his way!"
"He causes so much sorrow, Nikolai!"
"Oh, joy for Nikolai!"
"Do you hear him talking to you, Nikolai?"
"If I could bottle up your luck, I could make a lot of money, Dempsey."
"Dempsey, you marrow sucking...freakbag, is it?"
"Why don't you just shut your ignorant hole, Dempsey! And your mouth!"
"Dempsey, if you had a brain cell for every headshot, you'd only be stupid!"
"No, Dempsey! I shot that one!"
"You deserve to die, Dempsey!"
"I will help you, but only because I want to be the one to eat your heart!"
"Dempsey is surrounded! JOY!"
"(Tauntingly) Oh, look at the big, brave American soldier, needing help from the doctor!"
"(Laughs) Dempsey's being tortured by my little friends."
"One day, I will taste your tears, Dempsey."
"I hate you Dempsey. I even hate your eyes."
"Dempsey has made a crawler. Now everyone can do it."
"You have made them multiply. Maybe that's how YOU got here!"
"Dempsey, look at what you have done! *clicks tongue*"
"You are so annoying, Dempsey."
"Nein! Dempsey shouldn't be allowed to have this much fun!"
"Oh, Dempsey, you are now my favorite."
"You see the family resemblance, American."
"Oh, how I hate you now, little monkey."
"Not Dempsey! He doesn't deserve the fun!"
"Alas, the doctor is too poor to buy this..."
"Ah, the bathroom, not a very intersting place, unless you're German... LIKE ME!!!"
"Doctor Maxis almost had his undead army if only he could have broken the trust barrier."
"those seats, that screen, they wanted to implant the mind with instructions!"
"an ally, how quaint."
"They are shaking down the roof, what a pity!"
"That doesn't sound good."
"I found a piece of the meteor!"
"I found another rock! Maybe they stole this from Japan!"
"I have found the last piece!"
"I have found a delicious tune!"
"Oh look, its me... but not quite as magnificent!"
"Hello Dempsey. Oh, wait, its just a portrait... AN UGLY ONE!"
"His eyes are following me!"
"Oh, it's a picture of the Monkey Bomb!"
"This one did not photograph so well."
"I have been recognized by Treyar... the Illuminati!"
"OHHHH! The Wunderwaffe DG-2! (slighty cries) I missed you!"
"This will be the SHOCK!....of a lifetime...(giggles)"
"Oh, the element of POWER!!"
"Can it be the DG-3? The DG-3 that's just for me?"
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Sie:Mir ist kalt !!
Er:Ich kann dich auf drei verschiedene arten wärmen !!!
Sie:Und aufzählen bitte !!
Er:
1.Ich zeih mein t-shirt wieda aus
2.Ich dreh die heizung wieda auf
3.MACH DAS FENSTER EINFACH WIEDA ZU !!!^^
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Wenn ich mein Zimmer aufräume:
1 % Aufräumen
30 % Sachen umstellen
69 % mit Dingen beschäftigen die ich beim Aufräumen wiedergefunden habe! :DD
Wem gehts nicht so? :P
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A: Die Schule brennt o.O. Was sollen wir machen?!
B: Holz! Wir brauchen mehr HOLZ!!
;D
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A:Dad I am hungry
B: Hi hungry i am dad
A: Dad i am serius
B :no ,you are hungry .
A:You are stupid.
B: No i am dad
A: -_-
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* Ich lese keine Anleitungen ... Ich drücke Knöpfe bis es klappt.
* Komm wir machen Teamwork ... Ich Team, Du Work
* Mein Schienbein hilft mir, im Dunkeln Möbel zu finden.
* Ich brauch keinen Alkohol um peinlich zu sein ... Das krieg ich auch so hin!
* "Wie spät ist es?" - "Da oben hängt eine Uhr." - "HAB ICH DICH GEFRAGT, WO DIE UHR HÄNGT??!!??!!?"
* Wenn ich ein Vogel wäre, wüsste ich ganz genau, wen ich als Erstes anscheißen würde!
* Toll wie ich immer meine Sachen vor mir selbst verstecken kann!
* Es ist nicht so, dass ich Dich hasse! Es ist nur ... nehmen wir mal an Du würdest brennen, und ich hätte Wasser -... ich würde es trinken.
* Die 3 schönsten Worte der Welt? Essen ist fertig!
* Ich habe keine Macken! Das sind Special Effects!!!
* Vergeben und vergessen? Ich bin weder Jesus, noch habe ich Alzheimer!!!
* Meine Motivation und ich haben Beziehungsprobleme und leben gerade getrennt.
* Wir Frauen sind Engel ... und wenn man uns die Flügel bricht, fliegen wir weiter ... auf einem Besen! Wir sind ja schließlich flexibel
* Je mehr Männer ich kennenlerne, desto netter finde ich Hunde!
* Das ist kein Speck! Das ist erotische Nutzfläche!
* Wenn ich das nächste mal Schmetterlinge im Bauch habe, sauf` ich gleich Insektengift!
* Warum darf man Tiere töten und sie essen, aber nicht Pflanzen pflücken und sie rauchen?!
* Als Gott die Männer schuf, versprach er, dass ideale Männer an jeder Ecke zu finden sein werden ... Und dann machte er die Erde rund.
* Auf meinem Grabstein soll stehen: "Guck nicht so doof, ich läge jetzt auch lieber am Strand!
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Physik klingt für mich ungefähr so : Es waren zwei Kamele, eins war grün. Wieviel wiegt der Sand, wenn es dunkel ist? :D
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so betrunken war ich gestern nicht oder?
alta du hast eichhörnchen ins wasser geworfen und geschrien sandy bikini bootem braucht dich
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drück like wenn du 1 sache davon kennst
-als du klein warst hast du dir mit dem badeschaum ein bart gemacht
-als du klein warst hast du versucht einen Handschuhlappen mit wasser zu füllen
-wenn du abends schläfst dein gehirn einfach nicht die fresse hält
-wenn du im bett liegst und auf die Uhr schaust 8.00 machst ein mal die augen zu und wieder auf kukst auf die uhr 8.30 in der schule ist es 8.50 ein mal machst du die augen zu machst sie wieder auf und ....... 8.01
-wenn du mit deiner/m bestem/n freund/in telefonierst und es dir voll kurz vor kommt aber schon eine halbe stund telefonierst
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"Klopf, klopf."
"Wer ist da ?"
"Die Realität."
"Und was willst du ?"
"Deine Träume zerstören!"
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Fred: How are u feelin Georgie?
George: Saintlike.
F: Come again?
G: Saintlike, I'm Holey, holey Fred got it? *pointing to ear*
F: The whole wide world of ear-related humor, and you go for I'm holey. That's pathetic
G: I'm stlill better looking than u . :)))
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Groß, schlank, große Hände
Charakter: Grob gesagt eigentlich nett, besitze eine sadistische Ader, kann so einiges an psychischen verletzungen ertragen
und bin größtenteils tolerant es sei denn man gehört zu meinen Geschwistern.
Hobby: Computer, Lesen, Zeichnen, Schreiben
Sonstiges: Nazi Zombie Freak, bevorzugte Personen : Richtofen und Nikolai
Liebe: Manga und Anime
Hasse: Leute die tagein tagaus NUR von sich reden und einen nicht ausreden lassen,
HEY ICH HABE AUCH PROBLEME UND NUR ZWEI OHREN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIE BRAUCH ICH NOCH !!!!!!!!
übrigens hasse ich Menschen die mir Angst machen ( ist... natürlich... denke ich)
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Oh joy! No power!"
"*impatiently* Ja, ja, the power needs to be turned on."
"I cannot torture my minions without power... Dempsey, you go turn it on."
"Power power power power! It's always the first priority!"
"There is no power, how suspicious... or obvious!"
Killing a Zombie
"I smell the delicate flesh, ja..."
"Stay below me, hundewurst!"
"Did you feel it? Oh I hope you did..."
"Yes, COME TO ME, minions!"
"I take your pain, I put my straw in it, *slurping noises* AND I DRINK IT UP!"
"It hurts, doesn't it? GOOD!"
"The life has been sucked out of that one"
"Aaaand... he is no longer with us"
"Ah, it smells so wunderbar!"
"No more Doctor Nice Guy!"
"THE BLOOD! THE BEAUTIFUL BLOOD!"
"Tiny little organ parts for everybody!"
"Oh, the lovely blood!"
"How can I hear the screams when it has no mouth?"
"Oh, the showers of the damned!"
"*sings* Fountains of sorrow..."
"Yes, YES, explode!"
"That's so... humerus. *laughs*"
"Ooh, he just went splat!"
"Where did it go? I don't know! Do you?"
"Do you like my glowing green balls?"
"Poof! You are gone!"
"He's become random bits of joy!"
"The powers of nature at my fingertips!"
"Zey will all flatten LIKE PANCAKES!"
"They have all gone mad, we must help them!"
"This is MY creation! And I will destroy it! AND clean it up!" .
"Ja, ja... DIE!!!"
"Don't be afraid of death, be afraid of THE DOCTOR!!!"
"Squishy squishy little bug."
"Now there is pus everywhere."
"No, no! You're not supposed to fall apart like that!"
"He cannot fight now, he's been... disarmed. *laughs*"
"Look at it, crawling to me!"
"It has no legs, but still moves. Interesting."
"Dempsey, if you had a brain cell for every time you had a headshot... you'd only be stupid."
"I can smell my own blood! FEAR ME!"
"Get off my legs, minion!"
"How DARE you touch the doctor?"
"LEAVE ME BE!"
"Schweinehund! Die!"
"Don't touch the doctor!"
"No touching the doctor, unless he asks..."
"DIE!"
"It's tearing my schins! Delicious!"
"Aww, the poor puppies!"
"NEIN! NOT THE PUPPIES!"
"What have you done to the POOR PUPPIES?!"
"Aah, I don't like it when they lick me!"
"Mommy told me not to hurt animals any more!"
"Go back to Maxis, Samantha!"
"My poor little accidents... STAY AWAY!"
"IT TICKLES! IT TICKLES! I KNEW IT, IT TICKLES!"
"IT CANNOT BE! I'M DOWN!"
"No, no. I am not ready for hell, I don't even have my good shoes."
"I'll get you something nice when this is over."
"I am ALIVE!!!"
"Did the voices tell you to save me?"
"Ja, danke!"
"The Doctor needs a nurse!"
"Low on ammo!"
"How can I be running out of ammo?!"
"Without bullets I will have to resort to... STABBING!"
"I need to find some ammunition... *wailing*"
"No ammo is no fun!"
"I have no ammunition."
"No rounds, no wounds, NO JOY!"
"Yes, now their kidneys will be all MINE! And none for you, Dempsey."
"What? The voices are louder!"
"Oh, this is just so heavy!"
"An MP40! Wunderbar!"
"Yes, my children, I am coming!"
"Of course they still have the BEST WEAPON EVER MADE HERE!"
"An autopsy is more easily performed with a shotgun."
"The Doctor is well-armed!"
"What?! I am nothing but a peasant!"
"A gift from Sam? But why?!"
"More time to play with my pretty ones!"
"Ammo to the max, ja?"
"Attention shoppers, we have a special... on death!"
"Oh, I love a good bargain!"
"MORE SCORE!"
"I am paid for pain!" .
"This must be the work of the Masons."
"I feel THE POWER!"
"I will please you now. ZE VOICES!"
"They seem to have all gone boom!"
"The flames... of the damned!"
"I get paid double for my effort!"
"Yes! She sounds like a sweet little specimen."
"For the revival of the un-fittest!"
"I can't be sure but I think the active ingredient rots your mind."
"Hmm, I prefer hefeweizen. This seems level."
"*whistling*"
"I'm going to kill SOOO many now."
"The Doctor is ready for war now!"
"The Fatherland would be so proud! It's so emotional..."
"Can you feel their cries coming?"
"hey Dempsey, WATCH YOUR BACK!"
"Tic, toc, tic, toc, oh this takes so long!"
"So many gears, such German ingenuity!"
"I like the funny sound it makes!"
"They will submit to darkness... YES!"
"I can kill more than one at a time!"
"Ugh, this is just so... heavy."
"Ja, this make a big hole! I like big holes."
"They will be all over the walls! And the ceiling! And the floor!"
"I need to hurry up and shoot this!"
"Could it be? The DG-3!"
"Could this be the DG-3, the DG-3 that is just for me?"
"So THIS is what Maxis was keeping from me!"
"I will please you now... THE VOICES!"
"This will never work!"
"This makes me ANGRY!"
"Samantha, I talked to you about this."
"Samantha? Samantha wherever you are going?"
"Maybe you move it... because you like me?"
"Ratatatatatatata Ratatatata! Ahhahahaha!"
"Why do they love you so much, little monkey?"
"You remind me of Patient 13225, only you make less noise when I stick things in you."
"The amazing monkey of POWER!" .
"Joy!"
"Ah, das ist good, Nikolai!"
"You take the Illuminati up on their offer, no?"
"Straight shooting from a drunk Russian. How quaint."
"Excellent shooting, Nikolai!"
"Perhaps aim at Dempsey next time."
"I'll buy you some vodka!"
"Don't worry Nikolai, I will probably not let them hurt you."
"Back, minions! Stay away from his vodka!"
"I will help you, Russian!"
"The doctor is on his way!"
"Nikolai needs our help!"
"Crawlers, they make such cute noises!"
"Nikolai, you've made me a new present!"
"Thank you so much for your gift, Nikolai!"
"He looks so cute and happy!"
"(High-pitched) A little crawling minion...(Angrily) I WANT ONE!"
"Fuzzy fuzzy, was a monkey!"
"Give him drink, Nikolai, and send him on his way!"
"He causes so much sorrow, Nikolai!"
"Oh, joy for Nikolai!"
"Do you hear him talking to you, Nikolai?"
"If I could bottle up your luck, I could make a lot of money, Dempsey."
"Dempsey, you marrow sucking...freakbag, is it?"
"Why don't you just shut your ignorant hole, Dempsey! And your mouth!"
"Dempsey, if you had a brain cell for every headshot, you'd only be stupid!"
"No, Dempsey! I shot that one!"
"You deserve to die, Dempsey!"
"I will help you, but only because I want to be the one to eat your heart!"
"Dempsey is surrounded! JOY!"
"(Tauntingly) Oh, look at the big, brave American soldier, needing help from the doctor!"
"(Laughs) Dempsey's being tortured by my little friends."
"One day, I will taste your tears, Dempsey."
"I hate you Dempsey. I even hate your eyes."
"Dempsey has made a crawler. Now everyone can do it."
"You have made them multiply. Maybe that's how YOU got here!"
"Dempsey, look at what you have done! *clicks tongue*"
"You are so annoying, Dempsey."
"Nein! Dempsey shouldn't be allowed to have this much fun!"
"Oh, Dempsey, you are now my favorite."
"You see the family resemblance, American."
"Oh, how I hate you now, little monkey."
"Not Dempsey! He doesn't deserve the fun!"
"Alas, the doctor is too poor to buy this..."
"Ah, the bathroom, not a very intersting place, unless you're German... LIKE ME!!!"
"Doctor Maxis almost had his undead army if only he could have broken the trust barrier."
"those seats, that screen, they wanted to implant the mind with instructions!"
"an ally, how quaint."
"They are shaking down the roof, what a pity!"
"That doesn't sound good."
"I found a piece of the meteor!"
"I found another rock! Maybe they stole this from Japan!"
"I have found the last piece!"
"I have found a delicious tune!"
"Oh look, its me... but not quite as magnificent!"
"Hello Dempsey. Oh, wait, its just a portrait... AN UGLY ONE!"
"His eyes are following me!"
"Oh, it's a picture of the Monkey Bomb!"
"This one did not photograph so well."
"I have been recognized by Treyar... the Illuminati!"
"OHHHH! The Wunderwaffe DG-2! (slighty cries) I missed you!"
"This will be the SHOCK!....of a lifetime...(giggles)"
"Oh, the element of POWER!!"
"Can it be the DG-3? The DG-3 that's just for me?"
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Sie:Mir ist kalt !!
Er:Ich kann dich auf drei verschiedene arten wärmen !!!
Sie:Und aufzählen bitte !!
Er:
1.Ich zeih mein t-shirt wieda aus
2.Ich dreh die heizung wieda auf
3.MACH DAS FENSTER EINFACH WIEDA ZU !!!^^
----------------------
Wenn ich mein Zimmer aufräume:
1 % Aufräumen
30 % Sachen umstellen
69 % mit Dingen beschäftigen die ich beim Aufräumen wiedergefunden habe! :DD
Wem gehts nicht so? :P
---------------------
A: Die Schule brennt o.O. Was sollen wir machen?!
B: Holz! Wir brauchen mehr HOLZ!!
;D
---------------------
A:Dad I am hungry
B: Hi hungry i am dad
A: Dad i am serius
B :no ,you are hungry .
A:You are stupid.
B: No i am dad
A: -_-
--------------------
* Ich lese keine Anleitungen ... Ich drücke Knöpfe bis es klappt.
* Komm wir machen Teamwork ... Ich Team, Du Work
* Mein Schienbein hilft mir, im Dunkeln Möbel zu finden.
* Ich brauch keinen Alkohol um peinlich zu sein ... Das krieg ich auch so hin!
* "Wie spät ist es?" - "Da oben hängt eine Uhr." - "HAB ICH DICH GEFRAGT, WO DIE UHR HÄNGT??!!??!!?"
* Wenn ich ein Vogel wäre, wüsste ich ganz genau, wen ich als Erstes anscheißen würde!
* Toll wie ich immer meine Sachen vor mir selbst verstecken kann!
* Es ist nicht so, dass ich Dich hasse! Es ist nur ... nehmen wir mal an Du würdest brennen, und ich hätte Wasser -... ich würde es trinken.
* Die 3 schönsten Worte der Welt? Essen ist fertig!
* Ich habe keine Macken! Das sind Special Effects!!!
* Vergeben und vergessen? Ich bin weder Jesus, noch habe ich Alzheimer!!!
* Meine Motivation und ich haben Beziehungsprobleme und leben gerade getrennt.
* Wir Frauen sind Engel ... und wenn man uns die Flügel bricht, fliegen wir weiter ... auf einem Besen! Wir sind ja schließlich flexibel
* Je mehr Männer ich kennenlerne, desto netter finde ich Hunde!
* Das ist kein Speck! Das ist erotische Nutzfläche!
* Wenn ich das nächste mal Schmetterlinge im Bauch habe, sauf` ich gleich Insektengift!
* Warum darf man Tiere töten und sie essen, aber nicht Pflanzen pflücken und sie rauchen?!
* Als Gott die Männer schuf, versprach er, dass ideale Männer an jeder Ecke zu finden sein werden ... Und dann machte er die Erde rund.
* Auf meinem Grabstein soll stehen: "Guck nicht so doof, ich läge jetzt auch lieber am Strand!
-----------------------------------
Physik klingt für mich ungefähr so : Es waren zwei Kamele, eins war grün. Wieviel wiegt der Sand, wenn es dunkel ist? :D
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so betrunken war ich gestern nicht oder?
alta du hast eichhörnchen ins wasser geworfen und geschrien sandy bikini bootem braucht dich
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drück like wenn du 1 sache davon kennst
-als du klein warst hast du dir mit dem badeschaum ein bart gemacht
-als du klein warst hast du versucht einen Handschuhlappen mit wasser zu füllen
-wenn du abends schläfst dein gehirn einfach nicht die fresse hält
-wenn du im bett liegst und auf die Uhr schaust 8.00 machst ein mal die augen zu und wieder auf kukst auf die uhr 8.30 in der schule ist es 8.50 ein mal machst du die augen zu machst sie wieder auf und ....... 8.01
-wenn du mit deiner/m bestem/n freund/in telefonierst und es dir voll kurz vor kommt aber schon eine halbe stund telefonierst
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"Klopf, klopf."
"Wer ist da ?"
"Die Realität."
"Und was willst du ?"
"Deine Träume zerstören!"
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Fred: How are u feelin Georgie?
George: Saintlike.
F: Come again?
G: Saintlike, I'm Holey, holey Fred got it? *pointing to ear*
F: The whole wide world of ear-related humor, and you go for I'm holey. That's pathetic
G: I'm stlill better looking than u . :)))
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