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Short Guide to Comparative Religions
Taoism: Shit happens. Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens". Calvinism: Shit happens because you don`t work hard enough. Buddhism: If shit happens, it really isn`t shit. Seventh-Day-Adventists: No Shit on Saturdays!
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Hedonism: There`s nothing like a good shit happening. Hinduism: This shit happened before. Mormon: This shit is going to happen again. Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Moonies: Only happy shit really happens. Stoicism: This shit is good for me. Protestantism: Let the shit happen to someone else. Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it! Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to US? Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half the time. Christian Science: Shit is in your mind. Atheism: Sheeit. Existentialism: What is shit anyway? Rastafarianism: Let`s smoke this shit. Jesuitism: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit? Psychoanalysis: Shit happens because of your toilet training. Scientology: Shit happens if you're on our shit list. Unitarianism: Maybe shit happens. Let's have coffee and donuts. Mysticism: What weird shit! Agnosticism: What is this shit? Nihilism: Who needs this shit? Aztec: Cut out this shit! Quaker: Let's not fight over this shit. Forteanism: No shit?? 12-Step: I am powerless to cut the shit. Voodoo: Hey, that shit looks just like you! New Age: Visualize shit not happening. Deism: Shit just happens. Secular Humanism: Shit evolves. Shintoism: Shit is everywhere. Wicca: Mix this shit together and make it happen! Hasidism: Shit never happens the same way twice. Objectivism: Our shit is good for you. Theosophy: You don't know half of the shit that happens. Dianetics: Your mother gave you shit before your were born. Jehovah's Witnesses: No shit happens until Armageddon. Hopi: Corn fertilizer happens. Baha'i: It's all the same shit.
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